How to find me.

Inspired by Kerri, here are some of the latest searches that have led people to TomT:

“metformin doesn’t work?” (It does for me.)

“artificial sweetener tendonitis” (Wow. Conspiracy theorists of the world unite!)

“cotton mouth taste blood” (Maybe someone just had a dental procedure?)

“naked tales” (I knew I set myself up for that one by writing about “How to Look Good Naked”.)

“hillary clinton in her thirtees” (I guess I should be glad I haven’t gotten any searches for “hillary clinton naked tales”.)

“why famous amos smell so good” (When you find out, let me know, because the chocolate chip cookies were my favorite junk food of 2007.)

“why the shot for hepatitis doesn’t work” (???)