My company currently leases the back 1/3 (or so) of a building, with a big row of windows facing out to the dumpsters, a row of trees, then railroad tracks.
This morning, a deer was hanging out in the trees at 9. That seemed pretty late for a deer to be out and about, especially with people staring at it. (I know these things, I lived in a wooded area of Wisconsin for five years.)
It occurred to me that if the deer got even a little bit closer to those railroad tracks and a train happened to roar down the tracks, we might end up having deer parts on those back windows.
So, I told my husband this.
His response was “VENISON!!!”.