(What I really should do is save some of the spam I receive, as that has been rather entertaining lately…)
why are tuxedo cats so cute - it all goes back to that tuxedo cat world domination thing.
8th of april is the best birthday ever – no, 9th of April is.
jp drain quit working – probably time to pull that sucker out. and, oh goodness, ouchhhhh.
will i be a perfect doctor? – is anybody perfect?
why ladies don’t like to poop in ladies rooms - I know many women have that issue but I subscribe to the belief of “when you gotta go, you gotta go”. Which makes working at a place with one bathroom for all a little difficult sometimes.
wath is tu du with verry hurting wuonds in the mauth? – are you sure you don’t have “verry hurting wuonds” on your fingertips? because if you don’t, somebody’s got to take away your Googling abilities when under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs. though maybe without alcohol and/or drugs, you won’t have “verry hurting wuonds in the mauth”.
cat world domination – in other words, my house, especially with a tuxedo cat inside it.